Wednesday’s “Jewish Joke of the Day” – The Dream

Moshe was talking to his psychiatrist. He told him, “I had a weird dream recently,” he says. “I saw my mother but then I noticed she had YOUR face. I found this so disturbing that I immediately awoke and couldn’t get back to sleep. I just stayed there thinking about it over and over until 7am. Then, finally, I got up, made myself a slice of toast and some coffee and came straight here.
Can you please help me explain the meaning of this bizarre dream?”

The psychiatrist was silent for a moment… and then said, “One slice of toast and coffee? You call that a breakfast?”

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