A cruise liner goes down in the Pacific and Benny is the only survivor. He manages to swim to an uninhabited island.
Many years later, when a search party finally comes to rescue him, they see that he has constructed TWO synagogues on his tiny island.
The captain notices and asks.. “hmm…Why TWO synagogues?”.
Benny points to the closest one and replies, “Well, that’s the one I go to every Saturday. …And the other one over there – Oy.. that place! I wouldn’t go near that place if you paid me!”