Sylvia went to a charity event wearing abeautiful diamond the size of a pigeon egg. Everyone oo’d and ahhh’d over it. Finally, someone asked her about the diamond.
“This,” she said, “is not just any diamond.. this is the Plotkin Diamond.”
“Oooh” said an admirer, “ist it famous”
She said, “Oh, yes, the Plotkin diamond is very famous… and it comes with a terrible curse”
The nearest woman asked, “So, what’s the curse?”