Wednesday’s “Jewish Joke of the Day” – Evening Prayers

Evening Prayers
Young David was asked by his father to say the evening prayer but he realized he didn’t have his head covered.
He asked his little brother Henry to rest a hand on his head until prayers were over.
But after a few minutes Henry grew bored and took his hand off.
The father said, “This is important…put your hand back on his head!”
And Henry cried “Come on Dad… What am I? my brother’s kipah?”

Wednesday’s “Jewish Joke of the Day” – The Plotkin Diamond

Sylvia went to a charity event wearing abeautiful diamond the size of a pigeon egg. Everyone oo’d and ahhh’d over it. Finally, someone asked her about the diamond.

“This,” she said, “is not just any diamond.. this is the Plotkin Diamond.”

“Oooh” said an admirer, “is it famous?”

She said, “Oh, yes, the Plotkin diamond is very famous… and it comes with a terrible curse”

The nearest woman asked, “So, what’s the curse?”

“Plotkin.”